faunslabyrinth:

infuckingdeed:

octopus babies you guys

OCTOPUS BABIES

LOOK AT THEIR TEENSY LITTLE TENTACLES

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY SOUND LIKE

BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP

biorobo:

slightly less pink

For Lysol (and chairs because he’s a slut who likes whirl)

edit: sigh, the image quality is kinda meh, the file on deviantart is a bit better (not like it’s HORRIBLE here or anything but I can’t stand artifacts >BU)

hellsingdrug:

do you ever just miss old rp partners and

whimsicottonees:

so i was cleaning up my folders on my computer when i came across this

i was really intrigued, i didn’t know what it was, I was so excited and I couldn’t remember making it, so I opened it and this is what I found 

rceus:

Idk it fit too well.

loliconprince:

loliconprince:

im going in the XD tag wish me luck

Regret

dendropsyche:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

huntsvillerailfan:

theenderchimera:

thehatterschild:

crustified:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Don’t mind the caption, just look at the pictures and learn.

I CAN FEEL HER DELIGHT

FINISH HIM

Remember, if someone tries to rape you, do this and make sure to call the cops.

jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

Mom! Can we stay focused on the crime-fighting, please?

naomster:

clarkgreggnog:

THERE’S A SUPERNATURAL EPISODE ON MY DASH

I went to click the reblog button on the picture

keithmoonsweddingdress:

fishforwords:

those are fucking marshmallows

no it’s popcorn

twinkcutie:

jaclcfrost:

your icon shows who you are inside